Rusty Tomoto Seeks Ticket to Inman
July 17th, 2009 categories: Blogging
The end of July and the beginning of August usually mean 2 things:
- Tomatoes in the garden are being to ripen
- Inman Conference is near
But there is something strange going on in my tomato garden this year. There are lots of tomatoes, but none of them are ripe. Are these tomatoes trying to tell me something?
I am a tomato blogger that hung on the vine and never got ripe. I just got sort of rusty. And what, may I ask you, is the point of a rusty tomato?
You can fry those little green ones, although I never have. You can slice those big ripe ones and eat them like they were a slab of watermelon. But when one just hangs and never quite gets ripe, well….what’s the point?
WHY I WOULD LIKE TO ATTEND THE INMAN CONFERENCE
The reason I want to attend the Inman Conference is simple: I want to finally be a ripe tomato. I want my website to bring in a cash crop. All the masters will be there, and I want to pick their brains so I can finally pick my tomatoes.
Thank you very much for that glorious article